:D
A fela nigga from da neibahut gous to Quinz hospital where his woman just bore a child.
- Wazzup woman. Haya duin? Lemmi see ma son.
She gave him the baby.
- Wot?! Wo'za'fuck is this, woman? Y'aint gonna tell me this skuishy yela smoll eye mazafaka is MA SON? Luk at him-him chinese, aint him? Ya woman crazy?
- Ya stuupid nigga, Lui. Evry fifz baby in da world is a Chinese!